The Padres couldn’t solve the great Victor Nuno on Saturday in Phoenix, which helped cause a setback for Hondo that increased the deficit to 1,580 guras.
Sunday: Mr. Aitch expects the Royals to flush Mikolas and the Rangers — 10 units on Vargas.
Bad news for the kiddies: The Tooth Fairy reportedly is disbursing on average $3.40, which is down 8 percent from last year. Obama, asked about the downturn as he came off the golf course, blamed it on the failed economic policies of the Bush Administration. … Speaking of shameless finger-pointing, there reportedly has been a 6-percent rise in homelessness in the city, which Mayor de Blasio de blames on de Bloomberg. Clearly, de Blasio is going far in the Democrat Party. … Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid slurred the Chinese by saying he was having trouble “keeping his Wongs straight” at a meeting of the Las Vegas Asian Chamber of Commerce. But let’s not be too tough on doddering old Harry. Sources say he has been working very hard lately on trying to convince Washington Redskins management to change their offensive nickname.