Hondo, who should have his head examined for laying 8 with the ’Stros, crashed in Houston Sunday when the homies were thumped by the Rangers. Add that to his losses with Fowler and Garcia in the PGA and the deficit is now at a beefy 1,445 maxvills.
Monday: It’s Miller time in Miami so Mr. Aitch will put 10 units on the Cards to flush Koehler. Also, Hondo hears the Smyly-Lewis matchup knockin’ but it can’t come in.
“Californication” star and Internet porn devotee David Duchovny reportedly filed for divorce from actress Tea Leoni two months ago. Apparently, Duchovny decided that having a wife was causing him to take too much time away from his one true love, his computer.
GLOVE STORY: Frank Maloney, 61, manager of former heavyweight champ Lennox Lewis, said he is in the process of becoming a woman named Kellie. Rumor has it Frank/Kellie is so far along he/she has reached out to Oscar De La Hoya to ask about borrowing some of his fishnets and lingerie.