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Hondo’s in for Red

Kuroda and the Yanks came to Hondo’s rescue last night, rallying wonderfully to continue their Stadium domination of the Jays and reduce the deficit to 1,450 kluszewskis.

Saturday: Mr. Aitch sees no need to network with Nat Gio, but he expects Cueto to put on a good show — 10 units on the Reds. Also, 10 on Despaigne to show the Braves who their Padres are.


The trailer for “Fifty Shades of Grey” was released online this week. In the spirit of the movie, the critics are thrashing it, but it’s getting a lot of hits, and rumor has it it’s tied up in post-production…

Chuck Knoblauch was arrested in Houston for allegedly assaulting his wife. According to Cheri Knoblauch, in addition to smashing her head against a wall, he threw a humidifier at her, but missed.

Apparently, he still has that problem with overthrows…

Judging by his mugshot, chubby Chuck, who admitted using human growth hormone during his career, looks like lately he has been applying it heavily to his face…