The Reds exploded in the ninth for Hondo on Monday night, bludgeoning the Small Bears to reduce the deficit to 1,455 mazeroskis.
Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will Locke and load for a 10-unit play on the Bucs over the Rays. Also, he will put in play the tried and true Post-No-Hitter-Letdown Theory — 10 units on Duffy to outduel Kershaw.
The Daily Ruse drilled its readers with a hefty price hike Monday. Apparently, it’s very costly to present riveting full-page drivel about ex-police commish Bernard Kerik’s ongoing skirmish with his former lawyer, Joe Tacopina — in the sports section for some mysterious reason.
Hillary Clinton, responding to a question about whether being part of a filthy rich couple wrecks her cred on fighting income inequality, explained she and Bill aren’t “truly well off,” despite having estimated personal wealth upwards of $100 million and multiple residences. That’s because, The Portly Pantsuit said, their fortune was amassed “through dint of hard work.” Dint know that. It must be truly exhausting to read speeches — at $200,000 a pop (plus expenses) — that somebody wrote for her, and put her name on books — for a minimum of $8 million — that also were ghostwritten.