MLB

Hondo’s Giant investment

Hondo enjoyed a laugher Sunday with the A’s, who yukked it up against Ubaldo of Baltimore and reduced the NRN (nasty red number) to 940 maldonados.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch will try to hit the high note with Vogelsong, and that’s the name of that tune — 10 units on the Giants to do a number on Strasburg.


Sources say Susan Rice, Obama’s National Security Adviser, is of the opinion Steve Coburn, the embittered low-rent co-owner of California Chrome, handled the horse’s Triple Crown loss with honor and distinction.

Hondo hears that as a result of Obama’s decision to swap five terrorists for a soldier who may have deserted, he has been offered a lifetime job with Dumb Ass Partners.

Hillary Clinton has been largely out of view, but from the excerpts of her inaugural book tour interview with Diane Sawyer, the Portly Pantsuit still can fill out an electric blue double-wide.