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Hondo wings it in Cleveland

Another day, another beating. Hondo, who split with the Royals and Nationals on Sunday, was on his way to a positive day when the Giants’ bullpen imploded in the eighth to send the NRN (nasty red number) soaring to 1,495 belinskys.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch expects the good Weaver (Jered, brother of Jeff aka the bad Weaver) to tame the Tribe — 10 units on the Angels.


US soccer coach Jurgen Klinsmann, who said his team had no chance to win the World Cup, now points out he didn’t book his flight home from Brazil until after the final. Sources close to the coach say he has come to the conclusion the Red, White and Blue could win if their opponents score a deluge of own goals.

It has been hard for Klinsmann to inspire much confidence among his players with the catchphrase: “Ya gotta doubt!”

Obama was going to confront the crisis in Iraq on Sunday by drawing one of his retractable red lines, but instead decided to do something equally productive — he hit the links in Palm Springs.