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Hondo eyes regal beagle

Hondo was cruising toward a hefty payday with the Chisox until third baseman Conor Gillaspie intervened and spoiled all the fun, throwing the Dodgers a victory and causing the debt to grow to 910 wathans.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will throw his full faith and financial support to the one and only Jimmy Shields against his Arch-enemy in St. Louis — 10 units on the Royals.


In the wake of the U.S. swapping five terrorists for a POW who wandered off his post, it’s time to update Obama’s foreign policy doctrine, which as noted last week includes apologies, drawing retractable red lines, reducing U.S. influence around the world and whatever Putin wants. Add to those philosophical tenets: Caving in to the Taliban after getting schooled by Mullah Omar.

Lame duck White House press secretary Jay Carney said the release of the five terrorists “is not a security threat to the United States.” Carney apparently wants to get in a few last whoppers before departing.

Emailer D. Nawi suggests that whatever danger POW Bergdahl was in with the Taliban can’t be any worse than what he’s facing when he returns — a trip to a VA hospital.