Manhattan
■ A drunken and irate bar patron was arrested after dropping his drawers and mooning a Chelsea watering hole where workers had tried to cut him off, law enforcement sources said.
Jose Pichardo, 33, was inside Flight 151 on Eighth Avenue, near West 18th Street, last Friday at about 11:50 p.m. when the bartender asked him to leave because he’d had enough to drink, sources said.
After Pichardo left, he pulled down his pants and pressed his buttocks against the window pane, exposing himself to about 30 customers in the neighbhorhood bar, which reviewers compare to Cheers, sources added.
His antics also put him in full view of pedestrians, sources said.
Pichardo was charged with public lewdness, exposure and disorderly conduct for allegedly creating a hazardous condition.
■ A livery cab driver was cheated out of his fare early Wednesday after a passenger duped him on the Upper West Side, cops said.
The passenger hopped into the cab on Lenox Avenue near West 116th Street at about 12:30 a.m. and went for a nearly three-hour joyride around Manhattan until 3:15 a.m., when he asked to be dropped off on West 81st Street and Riverside Drive, cops said.
When told the fare was $120, the rider the driver he would give him two $100 bills, but wanted the change up front, police said.
He promised the cabby a $40 tip, sources said. The dimwitted driver forked over $40 and the passenger fled with the cash. The driver called 911 and cops apprehended the suspect on West 82nd Street and Broadway. He was taken into custody and charges were pending.
■ A man inside a fetish club in Chelsea never felt a thing when someone lifted his Prada wallet from his back pocket, sources said.
The 38-year-old victim was inside the Eagle Bar around 1:45 a.m. last Friday, when he realized that someone had snatched his $350 wallet and his $250 iPhone 4, sources added.
No arrests have been made, but cops are scouring for video inside the leather club that may yield clues about a suspect.
■ Thieves have struck at least three times in gym locker rooms in Chelsea, sources said.
A member visited the Chelsea Piers Sports Complex last Saturday at about noon and secured his belongings with a combination lock before going for a swim. He returned to find the locker had been broken into, sources said.
His iPhone 5, an alligator watch and $1,000 in cash were missing, sources added.
Another member who had dropped in about two hours earlier had his motorcycle helmet and gloves stolen after placing them on top of the lockers, police sources said.
Last Friday, a 29-year-old man working out at the Chelsea Recreation Center on West 25th Street at about 2 p.m. had his $300 Beats headphone, his $300 Samsung phone and a MetroCard stolen, sources added.
■ A man who thought he was going to get lucky when he picked up a stranger ended up being a crime victim, sources said.
The victim encountered the man on West 28th Street at about 1 a.m. on March 17, asked the guy to come to his pad and then went to the bathroom, sources said.
The victim came out of the bathroom to find both his love interest and his MacBook Pro gone, sources said.
No arrests have been made and the victim wasn’t sure he could identify the suspect because he saw him only for a few minutes, sources added.
Queens
■ An on-duty sanitation worker was caught driving a salt spreader while drunk early Wednesday after he smashed into a parked vehicle in St. Albans, cops said.
Dewayne Ruddock, 33, was driving on 132nd Avenue, near Rockaway Boulevard, at about 12:30 a.m. preparing for a spring storm that never materialized when he hit the parked car with a man inside, police said.
Cops were called to the scene and allegedly noticed booze on his breath, sources added.
Ruddock was charged with driving a commercial vehicle while ability impaired.
The Bronx
■ One suspect was cleared and another has been arrested in an attack on a police officer, authorities said.
Cops originally identified Dasia White, 18, as one of two people who jumped a cop and knocked him to the ground on March 7 at about 11:50 p.m. after a man jumped a turnstile at the Parkchester/East 177th Street station on the No. 6 line.
White was questioned and police realized she was not one of the attackers, authorities said.
By Wednesday, police announced that they had nabbed Raquelle Evans, 20, in the attack.
Police are still looking for alleged accomplice Travis Johnson, 19, who they say slugged a transit cop in the face after jumping the turnstile.
The officer suffered bruises and swelling.
White was charged with assault on a police officer, theft of service, resisting arrest, trespass and obstruction of governmental administration, cops said.