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The next time you leave a nasty-gram on your neighbor’s door, check the spelling and grammar — it may be seen around the world.
A new Web site, called PassiveAggressiveNotes.com, collects the meanest messages left by angry neighbors — many of them New Yorkers eager to shame the worms in the Big Apple.
For example, Midtown resident Annalisa Henderson flipped out when a neighbor kept ordering McDonald’s breakfasts, but didn’t tell the delivery guy which unit to ring — forcing him to keep trying until he found the right place.
“You must have been in pretty rough shape if you couldn’t walk your ass 3 minutes down the block,” she snarked in her note.
The people involved are not identified on the Web site, but its creator, Kerry Miller, found some contributors, like Henderson, willing to go public.
“It was annoying, and I know other neighbors were hearing it too,” Henderson told The Post.
“My goal was for people to read it and get a kick out of it — and potentially get it [the door-knocking deliveries] to stop.”
Earlier this month, Miller posted a note left by a Queens resident who didn’t appreciate a music student’s flute practice:
“Dear Friend, take the flute and shove it up you ass. You have no talent. Give your neighbors a break. If not, we are going to break your hands.”
On the Lower East Side recently, parents became unglued when flowers planted by their 4-year-old daughter were stolen.
“A child helped to plant the flowers you stole,” their note read. “She is 4 years old and loves puzzles, nature and learning new things. You have introduced the topic of ‘stealing’ into our conversation.”
It’s one of Miller’s favorites.
“I love the self-righteous tones you get like that, and the ones trying to guilt-trip you,” said Miller, who is publishing a book of the best messages.
The inspiration for the site came from Miller’s experience living in a one-bathroom Park Slope apartment with three roommates, who aired everyday frustrations on Post-it notes.
Her new expertise in passive-aggressive behavior even sparked a career change — from journalist to therapist-in-training.
“There’s a lot of people out there with a lot of communication problems,” said Miller, who is now studying social work in Texas.