It was another solid, ground-gaining performance by Hondo, who compiled an 8-6 record in the Week 10 compulsories that put him one game behind Mark Cannizzaro, aka the Poseur at the Peak. And, of course, Mr. Aitch maintained sole control of the Best Bet perch by virtue of his 2-1 mark.
Additionally, Mr. Aitch is proud to announce that when he does take over first place in the overall standings, there will be a celebration and the Four Lokos will be on him.
Texans over Jets: After losing on a Hail Mary last week, the Texans, bless their defeated hearts, might have a prayer this week, if only to cover what looks to be an overly generous spot from a team that plays to the level of its comp. Can Hondo get an amen on that?
Eagles over Giants: Tom Coughlin said watching Vick against the ’Skins gave him indigestion and a stomach ache. Add those ailments to his chronic TBS (tight-butt syndrome) and you have to wonder if he’s even going to make it to the sidelines Sunday night. Granted, the Giants’ defense is a cut above the disinterested ’Skins’, but there’s no stopping Vick, who’s off the chain.
Steelers over Raiders: Who would have thought the Steelers “D” would be exposed before Genital Ben? However, that was against the Brady bunch, not Jason Campbell and the overrated Raiders. Here are three reasons to pound Pitt with your dead presidents: a) Good teams bounce back from bad losses; b) The Steelers are lusting for revenge for last year’s shocker in Pittsburgh; and c) Oakland, which has won three straight against wusses from the West, is ripe for a ’Crats-like shellacking.
Ravens over Panthers: Hondo is waiving his “no double-digit favorites” rule. Baltimore’s ravenous “D” will be all over Panthers QB Brian St. Pierre like a bunch of frisky airport TSA agents on a suspicious-looking grandma.
[CAUTION: Blezow has made the Ravens his Lock of the Week.]
Titans over Redskins: Speaking of the TSA, in an attempt to placate angry air travelers, the agency is considering a special holiday promotion. From now through New Year’s, whether you opt for the nudie scan (and the possibility of becoming an Internet sensation) or the hyper-aggressive, degrading pat-down, agents will throw in a free colonoscopy or prostate exam.
Cowboys over Lions: Hondo’s second-but-equal heir claims rumor has it that with all of the excessive groping by the TSA, Jim “Knees” McGreevey, Barney Frank and Larry Craig have set new records for frequent flier miles.
Packers over Vikings: The Packers are ready to start throwing the dirt on the Vikes’ season, which looks just about shovel-ready. Meanwhile, on the Favre front, Jenn Sterger had her meeting with the NFL about the junk mail she allegedly received from the Wee Gunslinger. Word is it was mostly small talk.
Bengals over Bills: This is just what the bumbling Bengwads need — a visit from the Bills, who are due for a letdown after their big win over the Lions.
Browns over Jaguars: K-Dog of College Park — filling in for BarkingMut, who’s on the PUP list (pooch unavailable to perform) — isn’t buying Charlie Rangel’s contention that he couldn’t afford a lawyer to rep him at his ethics trial. How is that possible, wonders K-Dog, with all the money Charlie saved by not paying his taxes?
Cardinals over Chiefs: Dan Rather reportedly has signed a deal to write a memoir about his career in broadcasting. Given Dan’s sketchy reporting skills, it is expected to be a top-notch piece of fiction.
Seahawks over Saints: Mike “L’il Him” Lupica, writing in Sunday’s column, gave a plug to “Elf.” In this case, Lupica’s advice should be heeded because of his familiarity with the topic.
Rams over Falcons: An American Psychological Association survey found that women are more stressed out than men by a margin of 28 percent to 20 percent. That’s surprising; Mr. Aitch thought females were only carriers.
Buccaneers over 49ers: The most improved meets the most disappointing. Having cashed two straight Best Bets with the Bucs, Hondo will disregard the advice of Niner fan Tommy the Cop and go for a hat trick.
Patriots over Colts: After carefully examining the teams’ medical records, Mr. Aitch feels it’s safe to say the banged-up, broken-down Colts will be humanely destroyed by the reasonably healthy Patsies.
Broncos over Chargers: It’s starting to look as if Auburn’s Cam Newton might be a unanimous winner of this year’s Heist-man Trophy.
BEST BETS: Cowboys, Buccaneers, Patriots
LAST NIGHT: Dolphins (L)
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