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Smashed Snooki booked

Snooki won’t disappoint this season.

America’s beloved pint-sized troublemaker Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, the breakout star of MTV’s hit reality show “Jersey Shore,” was arrested for disorderly conduct in her Seaside Heights roaming grounds yesterday while she was staggering around drunk, sources told The Post.

An intoxicated Snooki spent the day boozing on the New Jersey beach with cast members when her antics attracted the attention of cops.

Cameras were rolling for Season 3 of the insanely popular show — which embraces “Guido” culture, hedonism and rock-hard abs — for Snooki’s embarrassing arrest at 3:30 p.m.

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“She was drunk in public and had an argument with the officers,” a source close to the cast told The Post. “This is 100 percent real, and not a set-up for the show.”

She was so drunk “she couldn’t stand up,” E! Online reported.

The “guidette” was dressed in a tight pink leopard print tank top with the word “Slut” and an even tighter miniskirt that revealed the bottom of her buttocks.

One witness said: “She was on her knees and kept falling on the beach. People were laughing and taking pictures of her before the cops arrested her.”

MTV spokeswoman Emily Yeomans declined to comment.

“When our police went to deal with the situation — not Mike ‘The Situation’ — they found the need to arrest her,” Seaside Heights Borough Administrator John Camera told The Star-Ledger of Newark.

Camera said the 4-foot-9 Snooki had been “bothering” people not involved with the show.

Seaside Heights police said poof-sporting Polizzi was charged with disorderly conduct and was “under the influence.”

“When she got in [the station house] she got a little better, but her behavior wasn’t good,” a source said.

She was issued a summons and was released.

Last night Snooki dined with housemates Jenny “JWOWW” Farley, and Dina at a swanky Italian restaurant. Afterwards, the trio strolled back to their house flanked by police.

Earlier, paparazzi snapped pictures of Snooki, 22, sitting on a bench and pouring liquid into a beer bong.