“i should get renter’s insurance, because I know you’re going to steal my heart.” — Kate
“I hope you allow smoking in the building because your body is on fire.” — Madalyn
“They should call this apartment rent-out-of-control, because that’s how I feel about you.” — Lynn
“Is heat included in the rent? Or do we need to make our own?” — M.K.
“Since you own the building, should we stay at your place or your place?” — Billy