Hondo took a beating with the Reds yesterday but still managed to pile up more profits by cashing with the Rays and Giants, leaving him with 150 lockmans in the wad.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will keep his distance from Bad News Hughes and instead sample the talents of McAllister — 10 units on the Native Americans.
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Kerry Kennedy’s lawyer filed papers to dismiss drugged-driving charges against her, claiming she is being held to a higher standard because of her family name. That’s so true — just because Uncle Ted was such a role model on the roads, why should that be required of his niece … Dirty Dave Letterman encouraged Lindsay Lohan to buckle down and concentrate on her rehab so she finally can conquer her demons and start leading a happy life. As an added inducement, Dave told her if she is able to accomplish that, he will give her a tour of the Late Night Intern Love Couch.