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Hondo has negative outlook

Hondo’s foray into the wonderful world of positive digits turned out to be fleeting as he stumbled with the Nationals yesterday to drop back into the red at 70 dobys. Tonight, in a battle of AL Central dregs, Mr. Aitch will look for some wahoos from the yahoos of Cleveland – 10 units on Masterson to stop the smelly Chisox.

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The all-knowing Kreskin reportedly predicted that Jimmy Fallon will do well as host of the Tonight Show. In other late night TV predictions, Hondo foresees Conan O’Brien continuing to overlook his $40 million golden parachute and remaining forever bitter about his shabby treatment by NBC. Also, Dirty Dave Letterman will continue to trail Jay Leno in the ratings, even after Jay retires … According to Marc Raimondi, The Post’s Online Associate Sports Editor, Al Michaels, who was busted for DUI Friday night, now has a new signature call: Do you believe in beer-acles?

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