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Amanda Bynes is a brat gone bong-kers, and it’s time for her to get help – or get locked up

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GOLDILOCKED UP: Amanda Bynes (NYPD mug shot, inset) is led into Manhattan Criminal Court yesterday wearing cuffs and a ratty wig before her arraignment for allegedly hurling a bong out her window. (
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Sometime-actress and full-time train wreck Amanda Bynes took her pocketful of crazy into Manhattan Criminal Court yesterday, where the disturbed and potentially hazardous actress caught a major break.

In a ratty, platinum-blond wig that looked as if something had died in it, Bynes did her best impersonation of that competing four-car pileup, Lindsay Lohan.

This is just what the city needs — another privileged young lady gone nuts, broke and stupid. A spoiled, erstwhile starlet who lives in a luxury building, talks to herself, and threatened the lives of innocent pedestrians by, allegedly, hurling a water pipe from the 36th floor of her Midtown apartment Thursday evening.

Get help, Amanda.

Grow up.

If you can’t behave yourself, get out of town.

Or get locked up.

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I have no patience for a wild child in a baggy black top, sloppy gray sweat pants and gray high-top sneakers. Bynes appeared freaked out and agitated as she entered the Manhattan courtroom to be arraigned on charges related to the chaotic pipe-hurling.

But a judge set Amanda free without bail. Now she’s free to return to her own apartment building, where creeped-out neighbors and workers say Amanda wanders around like a lunatic in need of medical attention.

“She is crazy. She’s not right in the head,” said a worker at The Biltmore on West 47th Street.

“She walks around talking to herself. She comes up to me and looks at me like this” — and then the employee performed an exaggerated smile.

Another neighbor, Steve J., said, “I was sitting in the lobby while it was raining, and this girl was wearing this crazy wig and old-school Nikes.

“She was by herself [in the lobby]. She looked like she was headed to a rock concert or a Halloween party. I didn’t know if she was someone from the streets or what.”

Been-there, done-that New Yorkers recalled with alarm her crazy wig.

“Oh, my God!’’ said one, looking at a picture of a girl he thought was insane. “That’s her?”

What happened, Amanda?

At 27, an age when most people are getting their acts together, the former Nickelodeon TV star has been acting increasingly weird, getting charged with DUI, piercing her cheeks, and tweeting out dozens of trashy photos of herself.

Now she’s a one-woman hazard. Fortunately, her alleged bong (she says it was a vase) didn’t crack any skulls.

This kind of behavior is unacceptable around children and others who just want peace, quiet and the right to walk without fear of getting clobbered.

Bynes’ fame is running out faster than water from a leaky bucket.

Talk to your rabbi, your priest or your parents, Amanda. Get help.

Or leave.