Hondo plunged deeper into the red last night when the Cubs failed their assignment in Cincinnati, which caused the negative number to grow to 340 colemans.
Today, Mr. Aitch will throw some DDPs (disposable dead presidents) on the Cardinals — 10 units on Miller to grind out a win against the Dodgers.
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Kerry Kennedy took part in a protest over working conditions for Florida tomato pickers outside of a Wendy’s shareholder meeting Thursday in the city. Emailer William DiMarco points out that shortly after truck drivers then staged their own protest of alleged drugged drivers who sideswipe 18-wheelers then flee the scene. … Obama is scheduled to take a tour of the Jersey Shore on Tuesday with Chris Christie. With all the current scandals his Administration is embroiled in, the President probably could use a few heartfelt Sandy hugs from the governor. … Tim Duncan’s wife reportedly has filed for divorce. No word on the cause of the discord, but it could be someone was caught ignoring a big fundamental.