A sex-crazed couple was busted for allegedly rocking their boat in full view of the public at a marina in Conway, SC.
The dockmaster first spotted them allegedly getting it on and told them to get a room, or a cabin, but after he walked off they allegedly resumed and were charged with indecent exposure.
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A New Mexico man got six months in prison after he pleaded guilty to tattooing the letter “I” on the arm of his 3-year-old nephew.
Authorities said the uncle wasn’t trained or licensed to do body art, and he used old, rusty tools to ink the tot’s tiny tat.
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Here’s one guy who’s not laughing at Anthony Weiner jokes.
Daniel Metzgar of Wilmington, Del., is suing a doctor for allegedly botching a penile-implant operation in 2009 and leaving him with an erection that lasted eight months.
The suit says Metzgar had trouble doing things such as getting the morning newspaper and riding a motorcycle. It’s not clear if those were euphemisms.
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“ET” might want to look into this.
A Czech company showed off its prototype of a flying bicycle.
The electric “hoverbike” was tested in Prague, where a test pilot flew for five minutes.
It weighs 209 pounds and has six large, fanlike rotors to provide lift.
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Do unicorns really exist? According to Turkish officials, they do.
A 9-year-old English girl was admitted into Turkey with a “passport” that bore a picture of a unicorn instead of her.
The “documentation” had come with a stuffed toy sold by a British Build-A-Bear store.
The girl innocently gave it to Turkish Customs officials, who inattentively stamped it, thus giving the magical creature their official approval.