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Hondo triple dipping

Hondo went double-draino last night as the Metamucils and Rockies failed their assignments, moving his deficit below the Hondoza Line at 570 nahorodnys.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch will give thanks to Danks if he stops the Mets — 10 units on the Pale Hose. Also, he expects Lincecum to freak out the Dodgers — 10 on the Giants. And, finally, he will engage in some Lynn-sanity in Houston — 10 on the Cards.

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A political action committee working to draft Hillary Clinton for President in 2016 has opened an online store that is selling campaign buttons, hats and shirts. Still in production are some double-wide woolen pantsuits for Hillary’s full-figured fans … Meanwhile, regarding Republican presidential politics, former U.S. ambassador to the United Nations and Fox News contributor John Bolton reportedly is considering a run. Sources say he won’t decide until he talks it over with his mustache … Hondo has a sneaky suspicion Obama’s climate change speech yesterday was less about reducing the temperature on the planet and more about reducing the heat on the White House.

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