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HONDO BACK IN BLACK

Hondo, who doubled his pleasure with the Jaguars and Rockies Sunday, turned in a repeat performance last night as he hit with the Giants and Rockies (in the NLCS) to bounce back into the black.

Tonight, with 25 wietechas in the account, Mr. Aitch will float 10 units in the direction of Wakefield, that knucklehead.

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Toe-tapper Larry Craig complains in an interview that Prez candidate Mitt Romney, for whom Craig had been working, “not only threw me under his campaign bus, he backed up and ran over me again.” Luckily, Larry was able to withstand all that by assuming his public toilet position: low with a wide stance.

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