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TYPE RIGHTER

SHE’S usually falling down drunk, weeping over past relationships, her panty line showing, all the while ever so subtly skimming the latest pages of Modern Bride magazine.

All on the first date.

She’s that girl – and we all know her.

“I really tried to create archetypical behaviors that I’ve seen in my life, as a friend, as a bachelor and as a doctor,” explains the real-life Dr. McDreamy, Travis L. Stork, the emergency room physician from “The Bachelor: Paris” and author of the new wake-up-and-smell-the-lack-of-roses tome “Don’t Be That Girl.”

From Agenda Girl (hobbies include “designing her dream engagement ring”) to Desperate Girl (she’s “the one who’s always going around saying, ‘I need a boyfriend!’?”), Dr. Stork lays out the primary eight behaviors he both witnessed during filming of the singles reality show and also as an ER doc who’s seen women come in intoxicated, abused and, sadly, apologetic for the men who treat them like crap.

“Being on ‘The Bachelor’ was the first time in my life where I’ve seen all at once how self-defeating these behaviors can be – how much more attractive just being confident and believing in yourself can be,” the still single 35-year-old explains.

But there is hope – for the single ladies of New York and the celebs we picked to demonstrate each type. Read on to find out how not to be – with apologies to Marlo Thomas – that girl.

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Type: Desperate Girl

Celebrity: Tara Reid

Why?: Try Google image search and “nip slip.” Or better yet, don’t.

Dr. Stork says: “It’s a woman who throws herself at men, and when that happens, men are naturally inclined to retreat. It’s not to imply that women can’t be aggressive, but being desperate is a feeling, it’s not an action.”

Tip: “This is the only time where I do promote at least initially playing games a little bit. The next time you meet a guy that you like and you’re chatting up a storm, after 10 minutes just say that you have something else that you’ve got to do.”

Type: Lost Girl

Celebrity: Katie Holmes

Why?: Helping Xenu off the mountaintop – actually more time-consuming than you might think.

Dr. Stork says: “It’s so easy to get lost in a relationship. This is the woman who looks into the mirror one day and realizes she doesn’t know who she is anymore. She realizes she’s unhappy, she’s miserable, she’s confused and she doesn’t know when or how she became so unhappy.”

Tip: “You just need to walk away and rediscover who you are. Find the type of man who’s going to treat you with respect – and loyalty. They really do exist.”

Type: Agenda Girl

Celebrity: Jennifer Lopez

Why? Hint: rhymes with Schmennifer.

Dr. Stork says: “If you’re going into each and every date with this mindset of ‘Could this be the guy?’ you’re putting way too much pressure way too early on in the relationship, and a guy is going to sense that.”

Tip: “If you’re obsessed with the idea of marriage, find a new agenda. Throw away the list of must-have qualities and create a list of all the things you want to do before you get married.”

Type: Yes Girl

Celebrity: Ashlee Simpson

Why?: She likes anything Pete Wentz likes!

Dr. Stork says: “She’s the one who changes her personality like a chameleon to reflect the personality of the guy she’s dating.”

Tip: “Force yourself to plan out something that you want to do. At the end of the day, if you plan that date and the guy refuses, then he’s probably not a guy that you want.”

Type: Working Girl

Celebrity: Martha Stewart

Why?: Celibacy.?.?. it’s a good thing!

Dr. Stork says: “This is someone who is very successful in her career, which is extremely admirable, but she feels like she’s really unsuccessful in the world of dating and isn’t sure why. If you constantly interrupt your dinner dates and spend half of it on a BlackBerry, that’s going to turn a guy off.”

Tip: “What you don’t want to do is, when you’re outside of work, constantly talk about work. Explore a passion outside of work so that when you are out there in the world you don’t reflexively turn back to the job.”

Type: Insecure Girl

Celebrity: Jennifer Aniston

Why?: Easy. She’ll never be as pretty as Angelina .?.?. what?

Dr. Stork says: “You’ve got to be comfortable with yourself before you can date. Otherwise it’s going to be hard to ask a guy to believe in you.”

Tip: “Instead of spending three hours getting ready, spend some of that time thinking about how much fun you’re going to have.”

Type: Bitter Girl

Celebrity: Denise Richards

Why?: Know what, you try being married to Charlie Sheen.

Dr. Stork says: “Usually, women have a right to feel bitter, but you have to get over that because if you treat the entire male population with an attitude of ‘all men suck,’ then we read that very quickly.”

Tip: “First of all, recognize that the feeling is probably based on a rational response, but that life is way too short to be so bitter. If you assume that he’ll be a jerk, it’ll be a self-fulfilling prophecy.”

Type: Drama Queen Girl

Celebrity: Amy Winehouse

Why? Hint: rhymes with schmackwhore.

Dr. Stork says: “This is probably the most appropriate title for a lot of the younger female celebrities who are always in the tabloids, who are running from a DUI to going out and wearing short skirts with no underwear. Everything’s got to be over-the- top.”

Tip: “Get real. Start volunteering. Do something that gives you perspective of people who have real problems.”