Opinion

BRAIN-TRUST BUST

ON Wall Street, they’re call ing the Obama economic team “the gang that couldn’t shoot straight,” after Jimmy Breslin’s novel about a bunch of moronic mobsters.

If you really want to understand why the markets have been tanking, why the smart money is sitting in cash and gold – well, just study the policy, or lack of it, that these guys have come up with to address economic ills not seen since the Great Depression.

The sad thing is, the “gang” took office with high hopes on Wall Street. Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner, the former New York Fed chief, was supposed to have the experience needed to handle the banking crisis. Larry Summers, the head of the president’s National Economic Council, was part of the brains behind the Clinton-era recovery.

And Paul Volcker, chairman of Obama’s Economic Recovery Advisory Board, helped save the free world back in the late 1970s and early ’80s as chairman of the Federal Reserve when he squeezed inflation out of the economy and (along with President Ronald Reagan) helped return us to prosperity.

Wall Street loved this team. That’s why the market rallied around the time Obama took office, even as he was promising tax hikes for “the wealthy.” But what looks good on paper doesn’t always translate into success (sorry, Mets fans).

The disappointment on Geithner starts with the fact that, since taking the job at Treasury, he’s failed to articulate a way to bail out the imploding banking system – even though knowledge of the banking system’s ills was supposed to be his strong suit. Worse, the word is that Geithner is still having trouble putting together a senior staff so he can come up with a bailout plan.

Thanks to all the class warfare produced by his boss, I’m told, Geithner can’t find qualified people from Wall Street (the folks who know markets better than anyone else) to help solve the crisis. Instead, one saddened Obama supporter from Wall Street told me, “He’s looking at a combination of bureaucrats and academics for these jobs.”

Larry Summers? Everyone knows he’s smart, but the word from Wall Streeters who are trying to pass him ideas for solving the banking crisis is that his ego’s as large as his intellect. That is, they’re finding him impossible to deal with.

Perhaps the biggest disappointment is Volcker, a true American hero who as Fed chairman tamed the stagflation of the ’70s – but seems to be muzzled at a time when the country needs him most.

Volcker, possibly the world’s most experienced economist, is being treated like the crazy aunt in the attic. He’s around, wandering the halls – but no one in the administration seems to care what he thinks.

He’s said almost nothing publicly about how to solve the current economic crisis. Worse, people with knowledge of the Obama economic team say Volcker’s been blunted behind the scenes – caught in the dysfunction between Geithner and Summers.

Here’s how one top Wall Street exec, who has tried passing along ideas to the Obama team, put it: “Geithner thinks he’s in charge, but he has no staff to get anything done. Summers sits there and likes to remind everyone he’s in charge – and Volcker, probably the only adult in the room, has his nose out of joint because no one is listening to him.”

I know what you’re thinking: It’s too early to write these guys off – it took the Clinton eco nomic team more than a few weeks to get its act together. Problem is, Clinton’s guys did less damage to the economy coming out of the gate.

To be sure, the tax hikes of the early Clinton years slowed down the economy – but economic czar Bob Rubin made sure they went for deficit-reduction. The Obama budget and the so-called stimulus package don’t just expand the deficit (as we should during a downturn), they do so in the most irresponsible ways, with pork and programs pulled from old liberal wish lists.

On top of that, we get fresh threats of higher taxes on the most productive people in the country and a bank bailout that remains a mystery. Plus policy measures that contradict each other – like vows to unclog the banking system of toxic mortgage debt, along with a mortgage “cram down” that would make that debt more toxic.

It all has Wall Street’s collective head spinning – and Obama’s most ardent financial-industry fans deserting him.

During the campaign, Obama won over the street even as he was bashing the financiers who’d plunged the country into crisis through their bad bets on risky bonds. Sources tell me Jamie Dimon of JP Morgan, Lloyd Blankfein of Goldman Sachs, John Mack of Morgan Stanley and Dick Fuld of Lehman Bros. (when there was a Lehman Bros.) all became supporters, as did Larry Fink, the head of money-management powerhouse BlackRock, and senior executives at Merrill Lynch (though then-CEO John Thain supported John McCain).

I’ve been doing some unofficial polling of these same people in the last couple of weeks, and the sentiment has shifted dramatically. Maybe that’s why, as the president on Tuesday urged people to buy stocks because a bottom was near, the market kept going down all day.

Charles Gasparino is on-air ed itor at CNBC; his next book, “The Sellout,” is on the financial crisis.