Attention, HondoNation: Stay away from the Indi ans! Mr. Aitch dropped his second straight because of the Tribe’s failure to cooperate last night, so the earnings plummeted to 520 batteys.
Tonight, he’ll try the two heroic hurlers from Sat urday night’s epic duel in Oakland – Lincecum and Duchscherer (or Chsch, as he’s known for short). Ten units apiece on the Giants and A’s.
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Hondo has to tip his cap to A-Rod for his new found devotion to the environment. As if his plate isn’t full enough with all that goes with being argu ably baseball’s best player, the slugger now is find ing time to go out and pick up old bags. … The ac tors’ union and Broadway producers have reached agreement on a new contract. Whew! What a relief it is to know that for the next three-plus years there’ll be no interruptions in the performances of all those overpriced, mediocre shows. The gouging must go on!
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