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HIS FOLKS? ASK NOT

The latest JFK conspiracy theory has nothing to do with a magic bullet, but it does involve Marilyn Monroe.

A Queens man named John Fitzgerald Kennedy is bizarrely suing the late president’s estate, claiming he’s his love child with the legendary sex symbol.

“Plaintiff is a child of Pres ident Kennedy,” the Manhat tan federal court filing says, adding that he’s been shut out of his “father’s” fortune.

“They were great parents,” the 53-year-old Kennedy told The Post outside of his Ridgewood home last night. “I couldn’t ask for anything better.”

Kennedy said he couldn’t provide any family photos.

His suit names the current administrators of the trust that was set up for Kennedy’s family, Edwin Schlossberg and Martin Edelman.

“In [his] will, each child of President Kennedy was to receive a certain amount of money each year pursuant to the terms in said will,” the suit says, and because he’s a Kennedy child, he deserves his share.

As for why Kennedy, a k a John R. Burton, waited 45 years after the president’s assassination to come forward, he said, “You wait for people to do the right thing, and they don’t. That’s how you end up in my position.”

Edelman and Schlossberg’s lawyer, Susan Frunzi, said, “It’s hard to imagine we would not vigorously defend against” the claims.

“I assume it’s a frivolous lawsuit, and it wouldn’t be the first time that people have filed frivolous lawsuits against this family.”

Kennedy claims he’s the president’s “eldest son.”

His lawyer, Paul Dalnoky, did not return a call for comment.

The suit, which seeks an unspecified “past and present” share of Kennedy’s estate, also asks for the chance for Kennedy to prove he is who he says is he is by dragging relatives of the slain president into the case.

“Plaintiff requests this court order DNA testing so that plaintiffs[sic] may prove that [sic] bona fides of his claim,” and order “genetic (DNA) testing of environmentalist Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Congressman Patrick Kennedy.”

“Upon such proof being made,” Kennedy wants a judge to recognize him as a rightful heir, the suit says.

The late president had two kids, Caroline and John Jr. JFK Jr. died in a plane crash in 1999. Caroline Kennedy and Schlossberg are married.