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HONDO: IT’S TWOSDAY

Hondo, who’d won seven straight before his bubble burst in Wrigley on Sunday, went draino again last night thanks to the Yanks’ failure to contribute.

Today, with the earnings down to 365 stennetts, he’ll take a 10-unit stab in the daylight with Uehara over the Rays. Also, he’ll go against the Bucs, just for the Snell of it — 10 units on Suppan.

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It’s fairly clear now which side of the family hard- throwing Joba gets his speed from . . . John Bobbitt, who suffered the unkindest cut of all, has been send ing flowers to ex-wife Lorena, an indication he might want to get reattached to the mad slasher. What he ought to do is rethink that — chop-chop.

The U.S. Supreme Court told an appeals court to reexamine its nullification of CBS’ 550G fine for the notorious Janet Jackson Super Bowl nipple-baring incident. At this point, five years after the fact, you have to figure the judges are just milking all that breast footage . . . The city’s Taxi and Limousine Commission reportedly is providing its drivers with lessons in courtesy, English and geography. Let’s not forget personal hygiene.

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