It may just be more of his sitcom psychosis, but wacky actor Charlie Sheen declared yesterday that “Two and a Half Men” will soon be back on the air.
“Absolutely, the gig’s coming back,” he told Philadelphia morning-radio hosts yesterday. “I see us back on the air, with a few adjustments.”
The announcement of a plan to revive the suspended CBS sitcom comes after a week of Sheen angrily attacking the show’s producers. But yesterday he indicated a détente may be brewing.
“I think we’re getting close to something. I don’t want to say what, but I have a feeling that the worm is turning,” he told “The Chio & Shila Show.”
“It’s like some hot springs of Middle Earth is finally ready to explode outward.”
Asked point-blank if he thought the show was coming back, Sheen said: “Of course, I do. It’s fine. We’re going to work it out.”
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After Sheen’s declaration, representatives for CBS and the show’s producers, Warner Bros., declined to comment. However, according to reports, Warner Bros. has hired the high-powered law firm of Munger, Tolles & Olsen in preparation for legal war with the actor.
He also talked about his love for his “goddesses,” Natalie “Natty” Kenly and Rachel Oberlin.
“They boil my tiger blood like a microwave on meth,” he said of the two young women, with whom he now lives in a wild three-way.
“[They] have this magical presence that just makes you feel alive and focused. Jealous much, everybody?”
Sheen said he also feels he has come to some kind of understanding with his estranged wife, Brooke Mueller, about custody of their two children. The actor’s kids were taken from his home Tuesday.
“I’m not unhappy about the results” of their talks, he told the hosts, giving no specifics.
Hours after blabbing to the Philly hosts, Sheen went on TV’s “Access Hollywood” and declared he would soon be traveling to Haiti with Hollywood pal Sean Penn to do charity work there.
“And I’m excited as hell because, you know, if I can bring the attention of the world down there, then clearly this tsunami keeps cresting,” he said.
Penn later told The Post in a statement: “I would very much like to show my old friend the world of needs on the ground in Haiti.”
Meanwhile, Sheen is in escrow in his bid to buy a $7.5 million mansion in the same neighborhood where he now lives, according to The Wall Street Journal.