The deadly Egyptian cobra (pictured) that’s been MIA at the Bronx Zoo has attained celebrity status — it now has its own Twitter page.
“Anyone know a good vegan restaurant near Union Square?” reads one tweet, written under the name “BronxZoosCobra.”
“Leaving Wall Street. These guys make my skin crawl,” reads another post on the spoof account, which chronicles the imagined meanderings of the snake on the lam.
The cobra — missing from its enclosure at the zoo’s Reptile House since Saturday — even gives a shoutout to a fellow wayward celebrity.
“Dear @CharlieSheen, know what’s better than tiger’s blood? Cobra venom. Also I’m 20 inches long. Just sayin,” reads a tweet.
The snake also likes actress Tina Fey: “Rockefeller Plaza is amaz. . . . wait . . . OMG! Tina Fey totally just walked by me! HUUUUGE FAN!”
It could take weeks for zoo workers to find the slippery serpent, says TV reptile expert Jeff Corwin.
“These snakes are perfectly designed to hide in the hardest-to-find places,” the Animal Planet star told The Post yesterday.
But it would likely die within several days if exposed to the cold, he said.
“The Bronx would eat this cobra alive,” he said.