Weird But True

Weird but true

He must have suffered from serious shrinkage.

A Swiss man, who was fined $111 for hiking naked in the Alps, lost his appeal this week in Switzerland’s highest court.

The naked hiker climbed past a family cooking area and a Christian center for recovering addicts.

The court rejected his argument that he didn’t know nudity was illegal and upheld the fine because he broke laws regarding public decency.

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And we thought the British were prudes.

A poster for a play with “Sex” in the title was banned from an Ohio courthouse this week.

County commissioners ordered the removal of a poster that featured a woman’s legs with the words “No Sex, Please, We’re British,” an advertisement for a local Tuscarawas County play.

The play revolves around a couple battling unwanted pornography that comes to their home.

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Eternal damnation or unemployment? A Georgia factory worker chose the latter.

Billy Hyatt was fired from a plastics factory job at Pliant Corp. after he refused to wear a sticker with 666, which boasted that the factory had been accident free for 666 days.

He believed the number would cause him to “accept the mark of the beast and be condemned to hell.”

He’s seeking punitive damages and back pay in a federal lawsuit.

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Really, they’re just rats with bushy tails.

An Ohio woman is facing 60 days in jail and a heavy fine for feeding her neighbor’s squirrels.

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A British man was crushed to death by a cow’s carcass in the slaughterhouse where he worked.

Ally McCrae, 23, was washing his hands when a carcass fell from a hook and hit him on the head, triggering a fatal heart attack.

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