Brooklyn
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A man punctuated an early-morning squabble over a Borough Park parking space by picking up a traffic cone and beaning his fellow motorist, a woman, in the head with it, authorities said yesterday.
Elchanan Stauber, 23, had designs on the same spot as his 36-year-old antagonist on 13th Avenue near 59th Street on Nov. 20 at 1:25 a.m., investigators said.
So he threw the cone at her, and it hit her squarely in the noggin, causing bruises and cuts to the face, the cops said.
Stauber was arrested at the scene and charged with assault, menacing and criminal possession of a weapon.
The Bronx
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Two thieves broke into a Bedford Park home, tied up the residents and absconded with an undisclosed amount of money, police sources said.
The goons kicked in the door of the house, whose exact location was not disclosed, at about 4 a.m. on Nov. 18, the sources said.
They roughed up and tied down the four adult residents and ransacked the place before fleeing with whatever cash they could find, officials said.
One robber, said to be about 26 and weigh about 180 pounds, had on a blue hooded sweat shirt and a black hat. His goateed accomplice, described as in his 30s, about 5-foot-8 and muscular, wore a black hooded sweat shirt.
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A thug stabbed a man during an early-morning home invasion in Brownsville yesterday, cops said.
The resident, who had just returned from a birthday party, answered a knock at his door, on Dumont Avenue near Mother Gaston Boulevard, at 3:50 a.m. and was stabbed in the left side, the cops said.
His attacker and an accomplice stole cash and jewelry, sources said.
Their victim was in stable condition last night at Brookdale Hospital, the cops said.
No arrest had been made as of last night.
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An enraged woman attacked her former boyfriend with a knife in his Crotona Park East apartment, authorities said yesterday.
Victoria Conyers, 49, allegedly went berserk during the 1 a.m. fight on Southern Boulevard near Crotona Park East on Nov. 13.
Police said she flung a glass shelf, a mirror and wall ornaments to the floor before scratching the man’s neck with her fingernails.
Yet, according to court papers, she later lay down and went to sleep on his couch.
The man told investigating officers that he had awakened to find Conyers standing above him, holding the knife to his head and screaming, “I’m going to stab you! I’m going to kill you!”
Conyers was arrested and was being held on charges of assault, criminal mischief and harassment.
Queens
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In yet another home invasion, a 54-year-old man was robbed at gunpoint in his Jamaica home, police said.
The man told investigators that he was alone at 9:40 p.m. Saturday in his house on 147th Road near 240th Street when two burglars wearing dark clothing apparently snuck in through an unlocked door and pulled a gun after finding him in a downstairs room.
They fled without injuring the man but only after taking his cellphone, wallet and, most alarming, his keys, the cops said.