Metro

Plane poop hits LI couple

Now that’s a crappy day.

A Long Island couple said sewage from a plane’s lavatory came raining down on them as they were out enjoying the nice weather on their deck.

“A plane was coming over. Next thing you know, [my wife] says, ‘Oh, my God, it’s raining.’ I said ‘No, it’s not,’ ” Artie Hughes said of her initial reaction to the falling fecal matter.

“Some black liquid came off her face,” Hughes, of Malverne, told WINS radio.

“I thought it was hydraulic fluid and then the policeman came down and said, ‘No I don’t think so. Looks like something nastier than that.’ ”