“Ask, ‘What are you doing here? You should be on the wall with the other works of art.’ ” Robert
“If they ask your favorite artist, say ‘Picasso, van Gogh and whoever made you.’ ” Laura
“Say, ‘We must be in the surrealist area because you’re too hot to be real.’ ” Michael
“Tell him you’d like to get a better look at his paintbrush later.” Ellen
“Ask, ‘Have you ever considered becoming an artist? Because I make a great nude model.’ ” Khalid