The family that gets naked together gets busted together.
Sara Butler, 43, and three of her offspring disrobed and chanted prayers in the parking lot of Upper Darby HS in Pennsylvania after school officials refused to let her take another of her biological children, of whom she doesn’t have legal custody, out of school.
Butler’s two adult daughters and 14-year-old son were busted.
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And if you’re going to encourage your daughter to get naked and be paid for it, best not to complain to the cops first.
A Salem, Ore., woman was arrested after she allegedly told police she suspected her 17-year-old was stripping at a local cabaret.
An investigation found video of the mom at the club, watching her daughter’s routine and even giving the teen money.
Christina Marie Lopez, 42, was charged with sexual exploitation of a minor.
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She likes her sausages hot and ready to go.
A South Jersey woman allegedly climbed over the counter of a Cumblerland County convenience store and attacked a clerk when she learned there were no cooked sausages ready to buy, police said.
Brittany Glanville, 25, was charged with disorderly conduct.
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He was looking forward to a whopper of a night.
A man was arrested after he tried to heist a vibrating condom, lube and mascara from a drugstore in Seattle.
When a store security guard tried to stop him, the robber tried to beat him with brass knuckles before shocking the guard with a Taser, police told the paper.
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These apes like to monkey around, but have little to show for it.
Bonobo apes are getting it on every few minutes, but despite all the lovin’, low fertility, hunting and war in the Congo mean they’re on the verge of extinction, experts say