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He told her he was a “caped crusader . . . looking for my sidekick.”

“[I’m] dying of boredom over here. Plus my tights really itch, I need a distraction,” the hot, bothered — and very married — Rep. Anthony Weiner shot off to sexy Vegas blackjack dealer Lisa Weiss in one of more than lewd 220 sexts and Facebook messages between the revved-up pair since Aug. 13.

Weiner — who’d been married less than a month when he started heavily flirting with Weiss online — soon got down and plenty dirtier, according to Weiss’ explosive interview yesterday with RadarOnline.

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“He admitted to “jerking off” to her Facebook photos, said Weiss, 40, a former Democratic Party worker.

At one point, the sex-crazed congressman wrote, “ridiculous bulge in my shorts now. wanna see?”

She replied, “Yea! can you send a pic?”

Weiner was happy to oblige.

“you give good head?” the pervy politician asked her.

“ive been told really good . . . and i love doing it,” Weiss purred.

“wow a jewish girl who sucks [bleep]!” Weiner replied. “this thing is ready to do damage.”

Weiss told the Web site that most of the duo’s sexed-up exchanges occurred during his work hours — and that Weiner used his office phone for at least some of them. She said they fired back and forth 69 messages during just one sleazy exchange.

“After a while, I said to Anthony, ‘Why are we writing these messages when we can just speak?’ ” Weiss said.

“I gave him my number, and he called me from his office, and we proceeded to talk dirty for at least 30 minutes.

“A few days later, I tried to call him back on that number. But the number wouldn’t connect to his office; instead, there was a recorded message that it was an outgoing US Congress line only.”

Weiss said that when she sent a message to Weiner through Facebook, he shamelessly penned back: “How did I miss this chance to rock your world by phone?

“Give me another chance! Stalk me baby. Very hot.”

Weiss admitted that she began the racy relationship by playfully sending a message to Weiner’s Facebook account in August saying, “I am trying to find the wonderful anthony weiner who i fell in love with for yelling at those damn repubs the other day! . . . you must friend me!”

But while Weiner was champing at the bit to embark on a steamy online relationship over the next nine months, he was nowhere to be reached after the scandal broke.

“He was a dog and didn’t return my messages,” she said. “I discovered that Anthony is a bad man . . . and a liar.”

Another Weiner woman also stepped forward yesterday to describe her online sexual shenanigans.

Meagan Broussard, a 26-year-old single mom and Army veteran, said she clicked on Weiner’s Facebook page April 20 and wrote that she liked a video of him at a gathering of construction workers.

“I commented that it was ‘hot,’ ” she told BigGovernment.com.

Soon after, she said, Weiner friended her, chatted her up and began sending her lewd images of himself.

One of those photos was his now-infamous gray boxer-briefs crotch shot.

It’s the same photo that he’d also tried to send privately to a Seattle co-ed — but instead mistakenly posted to his public Twitter account — less than two weeks ago. That incident inadvertently set off the chain of events that led to his humiliating public apology yesterday.

Broussard, who lives in Texas, couldn’t understand why someone of Weiner’s stature would engage in such risky behavior. To make sure it really was him, she once proposed a test.

“I asked him to take a picture and write ‘me’ on it so I would know,” she told ABC. Weiner e-mailed her a photo minutes later from his AOL address that showed him holding up a piece of paper with the word “me.”

He also sent her photos of his naked, shaven chest, as well one with two cats captioned “me and the pussys.”

Weiner was always blatant in his online messages, she said.

“What are you doing today? What are you wearing? What do you like? You know, in the bedroom, you know, that sort of thing,” she said.

“He was trying to get me to talk about myself sexually . . . He would ask me weird things, like, ‘Did you miss me?’ ”

In one chat, she asked him why he was so interested in her — a woman 20 years younger whom he had never met.

“You are not stalking me,” Weiner replied. “I am stalking you.”

Broussard said she wasn’t foolish enough to think she was the only one.

“I just thought at the time that there’s gotta be . . . way more girls out there . . . like this is something that’s regular, he’s done this all the time,” she told Fox News Channel’s “Hannity” show in a segment set to air tonight.

Talking Dirty

March 16 Facebook message exchange with middle-aged Nevada Democratic volunteer Lisa Weiss:

WEINER: ridiculous bulge in my shorts now. wanna see?

WEISS: Yea! can u send a pic? I want to sit on your c- -k so bad right now.

WEINER: jeez, im rushing. let me take a quick pic

WEISS: awesome . . . how do I get it? right on here?

WEISS: how r u gonna go to work with a raging hard on?

WEINER: it wont go away. and now im taking pics of it, making me harder still

WEISS: so hot! u are making me wet again.

WEINER: jeez, i have to go. ill hit you later

WEINER: off to the shower. this thing is bobbing up and down

WEISS: aahhh . . . wish I was in the shower with you to help

WEINER: you give good head?

WEISS: Ive been told really good . . . and i love doing it

WEINER: wow a jewish girl who sucks [bleep]. this thing is ready to do damage

jeremy.olshan@nypost.com