They’re railing against freeloaders and ex-cons for stealing their stuff and spoiling their utopia. They’re squabbling with each other over money and power. The weather is turning frightful and a cumbersome bureaucracy of their own making is strangling their spontaneity.
Their invasion is costing downtown Manhattan businesses and residents a boatload of money. But watching the Occupy Wall Street vagabonds bang their heads against the laws of human nature — that’s priceless!
Oops, I just echoed a dreaded corporate slogan. My bad — but somehow it fits the moment.
In fact, the problems the protesters face are almost enough for me to hope the police don’t break up the party. The “Lord of the Flies” descent from utopia to petty power struggles, in front of TV cameras, is a political-science lesson, not to mention deliciously ironic.
Running a protest movement apparently involves a lot of dirty work and isn’t so much fun. Imagine how hard it will be to run the world!
Six weeks after turning a small park into a fetid slum and spawning ratty imitations across the country, the socialist-inspired movement with a union face and bulging bank account is at a crossroads. The insistence that there are no leaders and that everybody gets a say on everything is yielding a gridlock to make Washington proud.
Most protesters still can’t define their goals beyond ending capitalism and making life more fair, which means they want other people’s money. Meanwhile, donations of goods and cash pile up, with a reported $500,000 on deposit.
The cash marks an embarrassment for a movement supposedly railing against capitalism and wealth, especially now that a radical group called the Alliance for Global Justice is legally sponsoring the protest. By lending its tax-exempt status — for a 7 percent cut! — the global-justice group allows donors to deduct their contributions from federal taxes and gives its own board control over the money.
The alliance, based in Washington, is a hotbed of far-left causes that range from backing hunger strikes in California prisons to denouncing the CIA and oil companies. Its Web site says the group sponsors operations in the Gaza Strip, with Hamas, and boasts of an alliance with Anarchists Against the Wall, which contests Israel’s security barrier in the West Bank.
The group suggests it has a relationship with Iran, supported the Sandinista revolution in Nicaragua and expresses solidarity with Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez against the United States.
For the 7 percent fee, it offers its tax-exempt status to “grassroots nonprofits” and provides payroll services, liability insurance and prepares federal tax forms. It also offers “activist training” — which is like job training without an actual job.
While some of its writers criticize President Obama for continuing America’s wars, there is a clear kinship between the group and the president.
On the campaign trail, he often invokes the phrase “We can’t wait” for Congress to act. The Global Justice site links to a group called The World Can’t Wait that has the latest information on the occupations. Hmmm.
Perhaps the phrasing is a coincidence. But Obama expresses sympathy with the occupiers, and his railing against “millionaires and billionaires” is a staple of their class-warfare rage.
The scapegoating, us-against-them tone recalls the warning of Friedrich Hayek, the Nobel Prize-winning economist. Writing in the midst of World War II, Hayek cautioned in “The Road to Serfdom” that socialism morphs into totalitarianism as central governments grab ever more power. He said the leaders are usually the “worst elements” who excel at repeating “vague” and simple ideas to gullible masses.
“To weld together a closely coherent body of supporters, the leader must appeal to a common human weakness,” Hayek wrote. “It seems to be easier for people to agree on a negative program — on the hatred of an enemy, on the envy of the better off — than on any positive task.”
We have been warned.
How not to halt horns of plenty
Say this for city taxi boss David Yassky: He has an eye for headlines and tin ear for fairness. His plan to crack down on horn-honking cabbies is long overdue, but charging them a whopping $350 per honk strikes a sour note. The fine is so out of proportion that it will likely not be enforced.
In a city that never sleeps because it can’t, few cops will be willing to pull over a cabby for a nuisance that carries a penalty that could wipe out two days of profit.
Not when a motorcycle blasts by at full throttle and a jackhammer rattles windows with impunity.
Consider that the same cabby could park in front of a fire hydrant, causing real danger, and get fined only $115. Or he could “block the box” and create gridlock and be hit with the same $115.
Putting the honking fine in the stratosphere, near the penalties for booming commercial and construction noises, violates basic notions of fairness. “The punishment must fit the crime” is the first test for effective and fair law enforcement.
Besides, New Yorkers are more at risk from unchecked bicycle mayhem. Bikers routinely run red lights, go the wrong way on one-way streets, ride on sidewalks and run down old ladies — yet relatively few get busted.
The perverse result of touting crowd-pleasing laws but failing to enforce them erodes respect for government and the police. The solution is a more reasonable fine for honking — say, $100 — and consistent enforcement against all drivers, not just cabs.
Don’t honk if you agree.
Compassion held hostage
The late Israeli statesman Abba Eban remarked that Palestinians never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity. So it goes with the prisoner-release swap between Israel and Hamas.
After Israel got back one kidnapped soldier in exchange for more than 1,000 Palestinians, doves hoped for peace. Predictably, Hamas has other ideas.
A video on Hamas TV declares the swap a model for future deals. According to a clip provided by Palestinian Media Watch, the video says that if “1 Zionist soldier = 1,000 prisoners,” then “6 Zionist soldiers = 6,000 prisoners.”
The terror group’s call for kidnapping more Israeli soldiers is not unique. A Muslim cleric in Saudi Arabia offered $100,000 to anyone who pulls off a kidnapping.
Peace doesn’t stand a chance.
Jonny on the $plat
New Jersey dodged a bigger bullet than it knew. After Jon Corzine lost the governor’s job to Chris Christie, Democrat Corzine returned to Wall Street to run broker-dealer firm MF Global. He made aggressive bets on European bonds, and his firm is now teetering on bankruptcy. That’s where Jersey was headed under his leadership.
Double standard
I don’t have a problem with Hillary Clinton gloating over the death of Moammar Khadafy. But watch the video of the secretary of state laughing and saying “We came, we saw, he died.” Now imagine the outrage if a Republican behaved that way.