“Sign him up for eHarmony.” Cara
“For a first date, bring your parents along and act like it’s totally normal.” Josh
“Instead of flowers, send her a bouquet of birth control pills and on the note write: Saw these and thought of you.” Felix
“Give your girlfriend a diamond ring. Then say, ‘April Fool’s! That’s actually my wife’s ring!’ ” Jordan
“Buy them tickets to a Ke$ha concert. And make them go.” Drew