ABBOTSFORD, Canada — Three drunk Canadian men were warned by police and sent home feeling sore and sorry for themselves after attempting to ride through a car wash while naked and sitting in a shopping cart.
The trio of 20-year-olds tried their stunt in Abbotsford — southeast of Vancouver on the US border — about midnight Tuesday, setting the car wash to a “typhoon” setting, The Vancouver Sun reported.
Neighbors phoned police when they heard screams coming from the car wash and officers “arrived to find intoxicated men putting their clothes back on, and realizing that the best decisions aren’t made while drunk and at a car wash without a car in the middle of the night,” Abbotsford police spokesman Ian MacDonald said.
Abbotsford Police Department later tweeted, “APD warns that pressure washing yourself will not increase intelligence or sobriety.”