His tattoo tattled on him.
After Dylan Edward Contreras, 19 was busted in Twin Falls, Idaho, he claimed he wasn’t the man named in the arrest warrant.
But cops noticed his forearm tattoo that clearly spelled out his real name.
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Now may be the time to start preparing for a zombie attack.
Russian President Vladimir Putin announced this week that his military may deploy “mind-bending psychotronic guns that can effectively turn people into zombies.”
The “zombie” gun uses microwave radiation to heat people’s brains.
Yum, braaaaains!
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He’s had it with that mother-effin’ snake on that mother-effin’ plane!
A cargo-jet pilot in Australia had a “Snakes on a Plane” moment when a small tree serpent popped its head out of the control panel and hissed as he was making his final landing approach. The shaken captain managed to land safely.
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We’ve said it before — be careful what you wish for!
A Swedish man learned that the hard way after he sent Twitter messages to local police complaining that there were frequent speeding drivers on his street and law enforcement should crack down on these dangerous law breakers.
The next day, cops on patrol pulled him over in a speed trap and wrote him a $358 summons for speeding and dangerous driving.
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Maybe they should have done a little research before spending $15 billion.
After dropping a fortune on a fleet of new midair refueling aircraft, British military officials were aghast and dismayed to discover that the fuel pipes were springing leaks when coupling with Royal Air Force fighter jets.
The RAF is now trying to come up with a fix, and figure out why no one learned of the defect before signing an 11-figure check.