HENRIK LUNDQVIST, GOALTENDER
5 pucks
Men, this is how you grow a beard. Hairy or not, King Henrik is the hottest athlete in the game.
Neil Miller
BRANDON PRUST, LEFT WING
4 pucks
If hockey doesn’t work out, he can always get a job as a stand-in for the Geico Neanderthal.
Anthony J. Causi
DAN GIRARDI, DEFENSEMAN
4 pucks
Who knew this baby-faced Canadian could turn into Grizzly Adams on a dime?
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RYAN CALLAHAN, RIGHT WING
3 pucks
Thank God he plays hockey better than he grows whiskers. This is a patchy performance.
Neil Miller
BRAD RICHARDS, CENTER
2 pucks
Sporting his usual slight scruff, Richards doesn’t need to squander his $60 million contract on razors.
Neil Miller
BRIAN BOYLE, CENTER
1 puck
With his creepy ’stache, Boyle looks like Inigo Montoya. This look? Prepare to die . . .
Anthony J. Causi