Hondo suffered a double-wipeout yesterday with the Giants and Metamucils, which not only caused him to plunge into the red but also necessitated some changes in the stable. Effective immediately, Cain has lost his stall and Mrs. Niese and her lucky blue skivvies, which seem to be wearing thin, have been put on probation.
Tonight, with the deficit at 45 malzones, Mr. Aitch expects the Sawx to pepper the Monster with horsehide against the one and only Jimmy Shields — 10 units on Buchholz.
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According to a new book, former anchor Ann Curry was given a hard time by her colleagues on the Today Show. You can imagine how bad it was for her, especially when Al Roker would sit down next to her on the couch with his pants fully loaded … Secretary of State John Kerry, testifying about Benghazi, told a congressional committee this week: “We got a lot more important things to move on to and get done.” It’s good to see he’s in lockstep with his predecessor’s stated position on the issue: “What difference does it make?”