Sex & Relationships

Top 5: ways to pick up a pianist in the park

“Ask, ‘Which of these piano keys is the one that unlocks your heart?’ ” — Ricky

“Hand them your number and say, ‘Love is like playing piano — it’s better if you improvise!’ ” — Brynn

“Play a duet with them and whisper, ‘Sounds like we’re in perfect harmony.’ ” — Teresa

“Say, ‘If you don’t go out with me tonight, I’m going to have to play the blues.’ ” — Jesse

“Say, ‘I have something I want to give you.’ Then play ‘Heart and Soul.’ ” — Sunil