Free Genevieve Sabourin. Now!
Alec Baldwin gets to wander the streets of this city while off the leash, proudly beating on photographers, abusing flight attendants and lobbing gay slurs at a journalist, while toying with the tender affections of a tightly wound and unglued alleged stalker named Genevieve. For reasons unknown to people with even the strongest stomachs, she wanted to produce a Baby Bloviator.
But in the midst of Alec’s full-bore campaign to destroy fair Genevieve, the only woman or small man I know who’s mustered the guts to fight this entitled piece of human waste, a judge ordered that the cracked damsel be locked up.
In jail.
For 30 days.
Oh, Genevieve! Alec’s not worth it.
Genevieve, 41. is now on trial in Manhattan Criminal Court, charged with stalking Alec, 55, and his suffering wife, Hilaria, 29.
But the lady claims she got obsessed — chronically e-mailing Alec and following him to Lincoln Center, to his house in Amagansett, and his apartment in the East Village — only after she endured a night of quickie passion with the charmer, who could barely wait to get his pants back on.
Well, the kangaroo court was not amused.
Genevieve ignored Judge Robert Mandelbaum’s repeated orders to sit down, shut up, and take her punishment like a girly-girl.
“You’re lying! Why did you do that?’’ she shrieked Tuesday as Alec testified that he did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Then on Wednesday, rather than zip her lip, Genevieve turned up the theatrics. She shouted, heckled, and cried uncontrollably. In her gently warped mind — hey, this woman actually had a thing for Alec! — Genevieve was defending her honor when no one else would.
But when the judge demanded she muzzle it or be found in contempt of court, she spat back, “I’ve be in contempt for two years. I’m used to it.”
“My life is shattered in pieces,” she cried.
And without as much as a peck on the cheek, the judge threw her in jail for 30 days — and even threatened to give her 30 more.
Before she was led out of the courtroom, Genevieve threw yet another tantrum, crying that she had no one to care for her pet Yorkie, Charlie. The judge said Charlie might have to be turned over to the ASPCA.
How cruel.
Genevieve fairly vibrated in rage on Tuesday as she listened as Alec testified that he was introduced to her in 2000 by his good pal (now ex-pal), producer Martin Bregman, who was trying rid himself of his “mistress.’’
“It’s a lie!” said Bregman. He told me that Alec was trying to conceal the fact that he was “doing’’ two women at the same time — Genevieve and his current wife, Hilaria.
Now Bregman, 87, may be asked to testify for the defense, in a case he thinks Alec pursued only to feed his own ego while hiding his sexual treachery.
Oh, Alec!
They say life is unfair.
But anyone you touch turns to road kill.
Free Genevieve!
And lock up Alec for good.