A Florida man clubbed his girlfriend with a plastic dildo because she criticized his sexual prowess, police said.
Eric Pritsch, 42, and Carol Favuzza, 58, were getting it on earlier this month at their trailer home in Stuart when she exclaimed: “You’re not a man, you’re a mouse,” The Smoking Gun reported, citing the arrest affidavit.
The put-down was “in reference to his apparent inability to perform,” the affidavit says.
Favuzza told cops that the emasculated man “struck her in the back several times with a plastic dildo and some type of cord,” according to the document.
“She also stated that at some point he bit her on her right inner forearm,” the affidavit says.
Favuzza then left the trailer and flagged down a cop, who wrote in his report that she appeared disoriented and reeked of booze.
When cops interviewed Pritsch, he told them he was “s—faced” drunk and denied hitting his gal pal.
Pritsch was taken to a hospital “due to his high level of intoxication.” Favuzza was treated for her injuries.
Pritsch was later slapped with a misdemeanor battery charge.
The plastic dildo was never located.