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Drunk dude accidentally chops off friend’s penis with chainsaw

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A boozed up Romanian man accidentally chopped off his buddy’s penis with a chainsaw as his wife and son watched in horror, a report says.

“We were cutting wood and … suddenly, I saw my husband covered in blood,” recalled the shaken-up woman, who chose to remain anonymous.

According to the Daily Mirror, the 53-year-old victim was working outside with his pal — while also enjoying a few drinks with the man — when he began joking around with the chainsaw.

“I was holding the chainsaw and I said, ‘Be careful – I could cut your knees,'” recalled the mutilator, who allegedly lunged at his friend with the power tool before hacking off his manhood.

“Everything happened in play, it was a joke,” he said. “I didn’t want to cut him, I was helping him to cut wood and this is what happened.”

The victim’s wife said surgeons have tried their best to save as much of her hubby’s penis as they could, though it’s unclear whether he is still able to have sex following the accident.

Local police are reportedly probing the incident and are said to be weighing criminal charges.

“I’m not a criminal,” the pal said. “I hope I don’t go to prison.”