Baldwin boasted that Trump was “winning in every poll outside a Cracker Barrel” while McKinnon said that America didn’t deserve an “F” for president – and pledged Clinton would be a “stone-cold B.”
The entire planet is laughing at Donald Trump’s claims that no one has more respect for women than him, according to “Saturday Night Live.”
The sketch comedy show roasted the presidential candidates’ final debate performance in Saturday night’s cold open, using host Tom Hanks to play the moderator, Chris Wallace.
While he mostly followed Wallace’s remarks throughout last week’s debate, Hanks snuck in a joke when Trump, played impeccably by Alec Baldwin, claimed he had the most respect for women to a studio full of laughter.
“Alright, settle down, entire planet,” Hanks said.
Baldwin and Kate McKinnon, who portrays Hillary Clinton, went through many of the debate’s highlights including Trump’s use of the phrase “bad hombres” and calling the former Secretary of State “such a nasty woman.”
“In the first debate, I set the table. In the second debate, I fired up the grill. And tonight, I feast,” McKinnon said, while sharpening two kitchen knives.
The first question was on women’s rights, prompting Baldwin to yell out, “They’re ripping babies out of vaginas.”
He was mimicking Trump’s inaccurate response during Wednesday night’s showdown that women have abortions up until the final day of their pregnancies.
McKinnon looked aghast, responding, “What two better people are there to talk about women’s issues? Me, who has a child and has taken birth control. And him, who is a child and whose face is birth control.”
She also dodged questions about Wikileaks and her emails.
“So you’re just never going to answer questions about your emails?” Hanks asked.
“No, but it was very cute to watch you try,” McKinnon responded.
Baldwin even got a chance to take a jab at his brother, Stephen, who said he didn’t like his big brother’s impression of Trump was funny and added that he was voting for the Republican nominee.
“I’ve even got the best Baldwin brother, Stephen Baldwin,” he said while rattling off some of Trump’s endorsements.
Hanks ended his bit by touching on Trump’s continued claims that the election is rigged, saying, “Mr. Trump, it has become very clear that you are going to lose.”
Baldwin repeated Trump’s rebuttal that he introduced the day after the debate, where he said he would accept the election’s results with one caveat – if he wins.
“Got you, loser,” Baldwin quipped.
They ended the sketch with the candidate’s closing statements.