Weird But True

Man arrested for sexually assaulting parked van

One man fell head over wheels in love — prompting cops to intervene.

Michael HensonMontgomery County Sheriff

Michael Henson, 35, was allegedly attempting to have sex Tuesday with a parked van in Dayton, Ohio, when police were called, according to news station WDTN.

Witnesses said Henson pulled his pants down and placed “his genitals in the grill of a red van,” reported the Dayton Daily News. He had also been swinging from a nearby stop sign.

After his tryst, Henson appeared to pass out in a neighbor’s lawn, witnesses said. He was only wearing shorts when officers arrived at the scene.

Henson faces charges for public indecency and is being held in Montgomery County jail.