A Mexican man with a prodigious penis said his member is preventing him from penetrating the job market.
Roberto Esquivel Cabrera has registered as disabled, claiming his 1.5-foot-long pride and joy makes it simply impossible to keep a job, Barcroft TV reported.
“I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support,” said Cabrera.
Cabrera, 54, claims he can’t kneel down or wear a uniform because none fit him comfortably.
He gets some funding as a result of his disability but says it’s not enough and he relies mostly on food banks and scraps he can scavenge.
Cabrera is also forced to keep his manhood wrapped up in bandages because he gets urinary tract infections constantly.
He lives a mostly secluded life, struggling to make friends and unable to have romantic or sexual relationships.
Doctors have suggested many times he undergo reduction surgery, but the macho man has refused.
“He’d rather have a penis bigger than the rest of the people,” said Dr. Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez.
Cabrera even tried to get into the Guinness Book of Records, but they refused to recognize his “achievement” after doctors found that his member is mostly foreskin.
He did get the title from the World Record Academy in 2015, after his penis was measured.
“I’m happy with my penis,” he said. “I know nobody has the size I have.”
There’s one job Cabrera thinks he can do, though.
He wants to get into the porn industry and meet the right woman.
“I think I would make a lot of money over there,” he said.