Queens men have the worst tempers but they’re pros in bed.
Brooklyn guys smoke too much but they’ll help you move.
And Manhattan fellas are most likely to cheat, but at least their friends are sexy.
So says a new survey that breaks down male dating quirks — borough by borough — using popular hashtag descriptions.
The controversial dating app Lulu — on which women “review” single guys using hashtags and comments — found that Brooklyn guys #SmokeLikeaChimney, Queens dudes throw #TemperTantrums and Manhattan men have #SketchyCallLogs, according to the survey.
Guys from The Bronx are too clingy, most often earning #BlockHisNumber, and Staten Island men can be so nice it’s boring — raking in #AlmostTooPerfect, representatives for the app claim.
But men in New York have some great qualities too, the data show.
Brooklyn gents are most willing to get physical — at least insofar as helping a gal with her apartment. When it comes to positive descriptions, men from the borough most often earned #WillHelpYouMove.
In Manhattan, guys earned the most positive feedback for having #HotFriends, and Bronx guys are #Experienced. Men in Queens #RememberBirthdays, and they’re loyal, too, earning the description #OneWomanMan.
Reps from the app compiled the survey using “several million” users nationwide, including thousands of New Yorkers — during the first six months of 2014, a rep for the firm said.
Users chose from hundreds of multiple-choice hashtags, such as #MothersLoveHim, #PantyDropper and #NerdyButILikeit.
To be featured on the app, men must sign up themselves, using a Facebook profile.
Profiles feature first and last name and geographic location.
Single guys can then ask female pals, and even past flings, to vouch for them on the app, much like a “Yelp” review.
“Women come to Lulu to give honest feedback about guys they know . . . This is a revealing guide to local guys,” said Deborah Singer, Lulu’s director of marketing.
Men from New York City can receive comments from friends and former lovers all over the country, not just New York, she added.
“For example, a guy living in New York might have dated someone while attending college in Michigan, and she’s rated him even if she’s still in Michigan,” she said.