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Hondo eyes green with Kelly

Hondo’s faith in Kluber was shaken Thursday when he failed to achieve in Minnesota, where the Indians fell to the Twins to increase the accounts payable to 1,470 petrocellis.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch expects Kelly to be a hero against King Felix — 10 units on the Sawx.


The State Department issued a ban prohibiting its personnel from participating in the ALS “Ice Bucket Challenge” after the US ambassador to Israel sent a cable challenging UN Ambassador Susan Powers to participate. It’s good to see the officials at State were right on top of the situation, unlike in the months leading up to Benghazi … A Maryland State Trooper was suspended for DWN (drinking while naked) in a bar, while in Portland, Ore., a woman was sent for evaluation for climbing a flagpole on the roof of an office building. And in Delaware, a Vice President continues to go skinny-dipping in front of female Secret Service agents … The U.S. stepped up the bombing of ISIS jihadists Thursday in Iraq. Apparently, a teed off Obama wanted to drive home an important message: Don’t ever interrupt my vacation again.