Hondo ended up treading water Saturday night, hitting with the Reds but missing with the Padres to remain 1,450 colemans below sea level.
Sunday: Mr. Aitch will back Lincecum look-alike deGrom to deny the Brewers — 10 units on the Metamucils. Also, he expects Wainwright the do-gooder to do badly at Wrigley — 10 units.
Plans reportedly are in the works to name a school in Gary, Ind., for Michael Jackson. If officials don’t want to go the eponymous route, “Perv Academy” would be appropriate. … The Daily Ruse went to the recycle bin for Saturday’s headline on cowardly ship captain Francesco Schettino, calling him: “Chicken of the sea.” Sadly, it wasn’t their own bin. That headline was on Page 1 of The Post in January 2012, when Schett-for-brains rolled over the Costa Concordia. … Bill Clinton made a cameo at Chelsea’s recent baby shower. Word is it was a good night for daughter and dad — she received some gifts and he picked up some numbers.