Johnny Football the subject of bizarre sexual harassment suit

A detailed, bizarre and possibly frivolous lawsuit alleging sexual harassment against Johnny Manziel and asking for $25 million in damages was filed in Florida court this week.

The typo-filled suit alleges Manziel, the Browns rookie quarterback and former Texas A&M star, sent the female complainant a naked photo with a hot dog bun around his penis, asked her to have a threesome with him and Dr. Drew and promised to get a penis enlargement after getting drafted and then go by the name “Long John Silvers.”

She also claims Manziel has asked her to strip for LeBron James, cheated on exams at Texas A&M, bragged about receiving improper benefits in college, smoked marijuana before games in the locker room as he skyped with her. The filing is preoccupied with the relative length of male anatomy, and says Manziel received a nude pic of “Jurderon” Clowney, which he then forwarded to her.

Though the claims appear to have the air of fiction, headlines follow the irrepressible Manziel everywhere he goes. Manziel’s agent, Erik Burkhardt, issued a firm denial of the lawsuit’s content.

The NFL Network quoted the county clerk as saying the plaintiff is a “frequent filer” and the name under which the complaint was filed is an alias. Furthermore, the address given by “Samantha Schacher” is 190 Mariette St. N.W. in Atlanta – CNN’s main address.

The real-life Schacher, a host on Headline News, called out the serial filer (reportedly an individual named Jonathan Lee Riches) and decried the legal stunt.

“It’s absolutely 100% bogus and a hoax,” Schacher said, according to TMZ. “It’s a shame you’re taking advantage of the legal system. You’re playing with people’s reputations and careers and it’s hurtful.”

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Samantha Schacher v Johnny Manziel