Kemp failed miserably at crunch time Wednesday night, which gave Hondo a loss in Atlanta that boosted the accounts payable to 1,580 morrises.
Thursday: Mr. Aitch will try again with sure-as-shootin’ Scherzer — 10 units on the Big Cats to scratch out a victory over the Bucs.
Obama’s Defense Secretary, Chuck Hagel, Wednesday told some Marines: “The world is exploding all over.” That’s not entirely true. It’s not exploding on Martha’s Vineyard, where the golf is great, the dinners are long and sumptuous and the parties are plentiful. … Speaking of parties, Hillary Clinton, attempting to mend fences with Obama after trashing his foreign policy (which she helped implement), allegedly was looking forward to “hugging it out” with the President at a birthday party Wednesday night. Hondo’s second-but-equal heir guesses the embrace was about as heartfelt as her hugs with Bill. … Meanwhile, Hondo’s first heir says if skinny-dipping Joe Biden ever achieves his goal of being elected President, he will be known as the Commando-in-Chief.